fish-mage:

kimpossibooty:

I proudly save every picture I see of a cool wizard casting a spell

as someone who has their own wizard picture collection. Would you like to share with the class

So just a few treasures include

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And my personal favorite is of course:

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Which I never risk being without so I do keep laminated copies in my (kinda nasty) phone case

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And behind my license in my wallet, in case I ever need to smooth talk a cop out of a ticket

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longhorned:

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osama bin laden abuse you

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I think I’m a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I’m nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn’t crystal clear. That’s how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

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I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY’S DEATH. I’M SO SORRY.

absoluteconceptofbeauty:

there should be person classes where i can go and learn how to be a person

eggpla:

eggpla:

“I think I’ve been shadowbanned:((”


Buddy I’ve been on this site nine wretched years and I’ve never gotten more than 17 notes on a post. And I love it here. Get on my level

Hey stop reblogging this assholes

daydream-gemz:

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Help urgently needed!!

**URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Friday, June 30th: Hello everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help, as I’m struggling to keep my utilities on and pay off my overdue account!!

As most of you are already aware from my previous posts, I have been struggling financially these past few years due to Covid-19 and my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under continuous reviews, which is due to my worsening mental/physical health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. After a lengthy health assessment, I have been declared not to be fit for work. However, I am still waiting for the outcome of my Adult Disability application, which I applied for back in January.

To be quite honest, these past few months have been absolute hell for me, and with no other income, I’ve been relying on the kindness of others to help get me by. At the moment, my internet/phone bill is past due and soon to be cut off, and my PayPal is overdrawn. I don’t receive my welfare until later today, which unfortunately won’t cover these fees and my rent.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much. Thank you so much for all your help!! ❤

£0/£275!!

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kimpossibooty:

alligator??? i barely know her!!! ahahaha im just messing with you, that’s actually a crocodile eating my leg right now :)

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jonnywaistcoat:

pseudomantis:

pseudomantis:

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they’re just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it’s fake by trying to replicate their results

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

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our societal structure needs a place for sidekicks

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autistic-fuckwad asked:

how does it feel to be tumblr famous now

flyinshark:

wolg-fang:

flyinshark:

Thanks for the question autistic-fuckwad. I’m enjoying the popularity :3

OP will be hunted for sport if the asker ever changes their name

OH FUCK